My Favs

"Look, I didn’t steal the tuna — I claimed it. First come, first serve, right? It’s not my fault she takes forever to show up like she’s walking a red carpet. I was hungry, it was open, and I ate. End of story. And now she’s giving me the cold shoulder, acting like I’ve committed a crime. I even tried to offer her the crinkly mouse toy — my favorite — but she just turned her back on me. Typical Chulbuli drama. I’m not saying sorry. Not this time. She’ll come around… eventually."

"He knew I wanted that tuna. We always share. But no — Mr. King of the House had to gobble it all up and lick the bowl clean like I don’t exist. And then he had the audacity to nap in my sunbeam like nothing happened! The betrayal runs deep. I don’t want his crinkly mouse toy, I want an apology — and a fresh can of tuna, served first to me. Until then, I’m not even looking in his direction. Let him suffer in silence while I bask in my rightful spotlight."